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PostPosted: Sat, 28 May 2011 17:14:28 UTC 
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...or "whatever"!

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I hate you so much that if you're murdered, I wanna be on the list of suspects!

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This is an example of a sentence which
begins with "this" and ends with "that".
. . . . . . . George Carlin



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Soroban wrote:

This is an example of a sentence which
begins with "this" and ends with "that".
. . . . . . . George Carlin



I suspect you are cheating, Soroban, my instincts tell me you did not come up with that one-liner. And if there's one thing I know, it's that my gut is never wrong. . . I know this because my gut told me so.

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"8 % of all statistics are made up on the spot."


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alstat wrote:
"8 % of all statistics are made up on the spot."


That's bull, 140% of all statistics are made up on the spot!

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I'm not prejudice: I hate everybody equally!

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"When you have no money, you know precisely what to do with it."

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"I hate quotes."


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 Post subject: Here's one of mine
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The sky is up, the earth is down and air is all around (in response to the question "What's up?")


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Donar wrote:
"When you have no money, you know precisely what to do with it."

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"I hate quotes."


Simplifies life by eliminating decisions.


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I respect your opinion, but if it's not the same as mine, then it's wrong!

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Denis wrote:
I respect your opinion, but if it's not the same as mine, then it's wrong!


Sounds like a rephrasing of a saying I use myself and heard elsewheres (sounds perfect for Archie Bunker).


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Easy for me to be humble: I've got lots to be humble about!

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Somewhat tasteless put-diwn . . .


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. . \begin{array}{c}\text{He's so dumb ...} \\
\text{he thinks Moby Dick is an STD.}\end{array}


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